What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.
What do you call a nigger priest?
Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.
Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.
Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
How can you tell a mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.
What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What do niggers use to wash their white clothes?
Why can't spics be firefighters?
They can't tell Jose from hose B.
What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.
What is the difference
between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of
jeans only has one fly on it.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black
What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.
What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.
What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.
What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?
A spicket fence.
How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!
Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.
Why don't jews like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.
What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
Why do niggers drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.
Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.
What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.
What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.
How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.
Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"
Did you hear about the jew bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.
How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.
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